As a rule, I try not to make fun of people who are mentally ill, not because I’m morally opposed to it, but because it seems like cheating. This is an exception for two reasons.
1. I’m not making fun of him. I genuinely admire what this dude is doing.
2. He’s not crazy, he’s shitfaced.
I smiled at him while he was putting his can of high life on top of the bus stop; he returned the smile, minus a few teeth, and said, “majestically perched!” We high fived and then I circled back to snap off a few pics when he wasn’t looking.
#seesomething
#bebe #drunk #hippie #labrea #buspeople #miller #highlife #sunglasses #longhair #whitesocks #lalife #style #streetsyle
After giving birth to her pups in the spring, the female ewok will molt and remain hairless until the following winter
#seesomething
#labrea #beverly #starwars #ewoks #hamsters #moms #lalife #style #biology #nature #petshame
It’s probably a lot of fun to go to the aisle in JC Penney where they keep all the jorts. You’d get to see this weird intersection between old guys who take it as a compliment when people say they could be Richard Gere’s dad, and dudes who race hatchback Civics and keep their keys on a long lanyard they hang out of their pocket.
I wonder which group is more upset when they see a guy from the other is buying the same jorts?
#seesomething #hair #sneakers #longsocks #watermelon #traderjoes #santamonica #old #jorts #arizonajeans #racing #honda #dentist #richardgere
Guys like this are the worst. She’s rubbing her hand around in his crotch like it’s going to grant her a wish, and he still can’t stop lecturing how “soup isn’t as good as it was 30 years ago.” I really hope I die before I run out of better things to complain about.
Photo: @jerome_morrow
#seesomething
#hair #dog #old #diner #whiner #soup #throwback #aladdin #lalife #hollywood #jewishlife
Remember when “slutty grandma” was suddenly a character in everything? Blanche on “Golden Girls” and Mona on “Who’s The boss?” They were always saying stuff like, “I’ve got things to see and people to do,” which was funny for grown ups, but probably turned a lot of boys gay. That’s why it makes total sense this mannequin looks like every 28-year-old gay dude I know in LA.
Photo cred: @akookypepper
#seesomething #losfeliz #lastyle #hair #sunglasses #mannequins #style #goldengirls #tonydanza #gayshit #whostheboss #beaarthur #bettywhite #funny #old #grandma #repost
How many times do I have to explain this? A case of beer makes girls like you way more attractive, but not when you’re the ones who drink it. #seesomething
#daisydukes #daisydonts #ratchet #springbreakers ##hollywood #daydrinking #drunk #sluts #smorevodka #lalife #bikini #hair #fitness
When an ecosystem loses all it’s natural predators, the deer get out of control; they overgraze, get fat and lazy, and start wearing ridiculous perms. Beverly Hills is all fucked up because it doesn’t have any black people to rein in all the white people gone wild.
This ponce couldn’t walk two blocks in New York without getting clowned by a bunch of teenagers, but here he gets to sit there all smug and nobody says shit.
#seesomething
#hair #perm #bigworm #fredperry #beard #lalife #lastyle #newyork #beverlyhills #subway #whitepeople
I love yoga pants. It’s like girls had a conference in 2007 and decided they were cool with everyone knowing what their buttholes look like. But seriously, enough with the wacky patterns and bright colors. You don’t look like a fun chick, you look like Donatello. #seesomething
#ninjaturtles #tmnt #sneakers #skateboard #skaterchick #hair #streetsyle #lalife
There isn’t a jury in this country that would convict me if I told them I’d killed these two because they were zombies. #seesomething
#apocalypse #zombie #bugleboy #target #melrose #martel #notorious #lalife #streetsyle #187 #legalmatters
When you get charged with a hackey sack related crime, there’s only one name you need to know: Baxter Rasky, attorney at law.
#seesomething
#spindoctors #formal #beard #ponytail #beardponytail #hair #cargoshorts #lawyer #hat
